KAY, CHANGING THIS TO A MORE DEFAULT-ISH THING SO THERE'S NO NEED TO UPDATE IT.

You shall refer to me as "Savv" unless you know me in the lame world beyond the computer screen. Then you can call me "Sam".
MANY OF MY COMMENTS ARE IN ALL CAPS. THIS IS NORMAL.
i is a Metal Gear fangirl. it sucks because NO ONE KNOWS WTF THAT IS WHERE I LIVE
THEREFORE
THE SOUTH SUCKS, DUE TO LACK OF KNOWLEDGE ON THE SUBJECT OF METAL GEARRRRH
SIMS 3 IS WIN
OWLS ARE WIN
AND WOLVES ARE WIN.
I LIKE OWLS M0AR THOUGH.

i r veganz.
Chocolate soy milk is probably why I'm not DEADZ
I breed fish and humans, but mostly fish. Yeeeah...
I HAS A GUITAR.
I do not know how to play it.
Savv's favorite color is purple. Savv jumps around from subject to subject. Savv's favorite comedians are George Carlin and Jim Gaffigan.
Gaffigan is the best last name ever.
Savv has the worst last name ever.

Savv likes SnakexOtacon.
But she also likes just about every femmeslash pairing you can make with the B&B Corps and Sniper Wolf.
SAVV LOVES HER SOME WOLF BOOOOOBZ
ahem
I hate cell phones, and every time I see kids walking around bumping into people as they text on their teeny little keyboards, I want to take their phones and beat them unconscious with it.
I want a tranquilizer gun.
Get me one for Christmas.

Savv's birthday is May 15th.
She's not fond of people, but she can humor them ;3
She wants Now & Laters and apples.
Green apples are her favorite food.
Her teeth are currently brace'd.
She uses smilies a -lot-, usually.
Savv listens to just about every genre of music there is. including country, but it's limited to Alan Jackson and a few other songs.
BUT LIL WAYNE
AND THESE OTHER
THESE
THESE STUPID RAPPERS WITH THEIR STUPID "STANKY LEG" WHAT THE FUCK AND THE 'REEEERNGHGH' ELECTRIC-SYNCHRONIZED THE FUCK IS THAT SOUND THING IN THE BACKGROUND, SHE'LL PROMPTLY GO UP TO WHOEVER DECIDED TO HAVE THAT PARTY, TELL THEM THEY SUCK, CALL HER MOTHER AND GET OUT OF THAT HOUSE.
GOD.

...oh!
And Savv loves neopets. 8D
Remember that "subject-to-subject" thing I was talking about earlier? Yeah.
Savv roleplays her pets if other people ask, so if you feel like roleplaying, send her a neomail at neo_da_alphasic, 'kay?
...
uh
and she's terrified of insects and arachnids, but if there's a mouse/rat in the house, SHE WANTS TO CATCH IT BEFORE THE MOUSETRAP DOES KAY
...
I'M DONE.
SCRAM. -waves broom-